{"id":154,"date":"2008-12-12T23:38:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T06:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stellaandcupcake.com\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2008-12-13T00:22:13","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T07:22:13","slug":"dog-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Dog Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend Ann sent an email to me a while back regarding “Dog Rules.”\u00c2\u00a0 I’m sure some of you have already encountered it.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought I should post for those of you who haven’t.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s really cute and clever =).<\/p>\n

*Author Unknown:<\/strong><\/p>\n

DOG RULES<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. The dog is not allowed in the house.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    My friend Ann sent an email to me a while back regarding “Dog Rules.”\u00c2\u00a0 I’m sure some of you have already encountered it.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought I should post for those of you who haven’t.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s really cute and clever =). *Author Unknown: DOG RULES The dog is not allowed in the house. Okay, the dog … Continue reading Dog Rules<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[26,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":160,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stellaandcupcake.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}